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a cheap man went to a strip club and had sex with a women for 5bucks, later that night he realize the lady give him crabs , the next day he return to the club and say ' HEY YOU BITCH , u give me crabs" and the striper answer " what did u expect for 5buck a lobster "

Lol

1>Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2>Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

3>Nobody wished me a happy birthday today :( , which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.

4>This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word "dog"!

5>̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

6>ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

that awkward moment when you try to change your password to "my dick" and it says its no long enough......and uh forget to mention,it also says,its weak :)

I’m trying to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. O.o

i m posting on Twitter that i m updating my Facebook status update.xD

my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing. :D

i found out that if you search google in google, the internet would shut down.

): ǝɯıʇ ʇxǝu pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎʇıןɐnb pooƃ ɐ ʎnq ןןıʍ ı

I’d mind my own business if yours was a little less interesting.

Opinions are indeed like butts, some are just bigger than others :)

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. :D

some of it is good stuff, but why post it here ? this is one specific joke. could make new thread saying "jokes" then.

anyway i like the week one :) Monday, Tuesday and then comes WTF.

i always confuse ppl if i cant convince them, first i confuse, then i convince. works better.

i did not wanted to make another topic just for placing my jokes,it wud b better to place them under 1 topic.Change the topic to "jokes" :) i will b placing more over here to make u laugh a bit :P

nah, confusing. start new, and keep updating your FIRST post only.

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