Why media / news keeps EXPLODING Words Into Meaninglessness GIBBERISH?! Most MENTAL-BREAKDOWN Headlines!

[Sethioz]

This has started to get on my nerves, every time I see news videos or articles, they craft the most brain-melting, logic-defying, neuron-incinerating nonsense titles imaginable. Are they demonstrating some kind of Olympic-level event in linguistic self-destruction?

i'm talking about shit like "trump got creamed by fuel-ragers" or "fuel raged town halls in election" WTF do those even mean? those sound like some porn video titles or some bad translation from some poorly made game, it's like the classic "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" that went viral due extremely poor translation.

here's list of actual articles that are pulled from internet:

Trump BLOWTORCHED by reporter in fiery exchange
when did trump get blowtorched by reporter? can i see that footage of trump on fire? can i see it on some gore website?

Biden STEAMROLLED by journalist’s brutal fact-check
biden is dead or flat like a pancake? where do i see video of steamroller driving over biden?? when did it happen?

Crypto BROKEN after Elon’s tweet detonates market
huh? you can break crypto?? how does broken crypto look like? is it like byte cut in half and you get half-a-byte?

Kardashian DEMOLISHED for outfit choice
you can demolish a person? i thought only buildings can be demolished, how exactly does demolish a person looks like? did they use wrecking ball or just jackhammers or excavators?

Putin FLATTENED by NATO’s verbal missile
how exactly does verbal missile look like? is it a missile that talks while flies? did it land on pootin's head? is this why he's bald?

Congressional bill ERUPTS into chaos
bills are erupting? are those one of those mission impossible level bills that ERUPT when you touch them? or are those porn bills? NO WAIT! they're congressional bills!

Elon Musk VAPORIZED in catastrophic interview
ELON IS DEAD?? who put him into a vaper? was it like vape pen or vape lighter? what size?

Media MELTDOWN as celebrity eats sandwich wrong
yup, i agree 100%, media had complete mental meltdown, brains melting all over their faces so you don't notice their autism in face while brain is melting in media.

Football coach EXPLODES at post-game question
where can i see exploding football coach? is it on some gore website? link anyone?

YouTuber SHREDDED for take that no one actually heard
what kind of shredder was used? was it the one from teenage mutant ninja turtles? or like some paper shredder? how do you fit a youtuber into paper shredder? was it like some baby-youtuber? did they murder a baby?

Taylor Swift MASSACRED for slightly different haircut
taylor is dead? HOW do you even MASSACRE single person? MASSACRE = multiple dead people, WOW didn't know taylor had army of clones, DAMN! i thought human cloning is outlawed!

Politician OBLITERATED by one simple question
obliterated by simple question? is question name of a new weapon? how does it look like? where do i get weapon called "simple question"? do they sell it in brains-R-NOT-us?

Red carpet moment GOES NUCLEAR after celebrity blinks weird
red carpets are nuclear powered? EVERYBODY PANIC!!! GET FAR AWAY FROM ALL RED CAPETS THEY ARE NUCLEAR POWERED AND GO NUCLEAR!!!

Hollywood legend TORN APART by Twitter over NOTHING
is this clip on gore website? did they use horses or cars? what did they use to tear legend apart? oh wait .. by twitter?? WTF TWITTER HAS CYBERNETIC CYBORG ROBOT BODY??? EVERYBODY PANIC!!! WE HAVE KILLER ROBOTS IN THE LOOSE!
no wait .. what location is NOTHING? can i go there? can i go there with car or do i need boat or nothing machine?

Stock market gets ANNIHILATED after minor inflation report
stock market got annihilated? was it a tornado or explosion? was it terrorism? was it NUCLEAR BOMB?? DO WE NEED TO PAAAANICCC????

Tech CEO INCINERATED by single sarcastic tweet
KILLER ROBOTS AGAIN!!! tweets have robotic bodies that INCINERATE PEOPLE! OMG PANIC!!!

Actor THROTTLED by backlash over breathing wrong
huh? what the cucu-lalla-da-dulla? cucu caca pucu paca?

Government bill DESTROYED in volcanic House debate
wtf is volcanic house debate? is it where 2 volcanos debate whetever they should BURST OUT of the jet sprayer and DESTROY government bills that need to be debated in volcano?

TikTok TREND SLAUGHTERED by Gen Z rebellion
who is tiktok trend? where does he/she lives? is that some trans-o-laturno person? what is generation zombie rebellion? when did we have zombie rebellion? i didn't know rebellious zombies are slaughtering people, more specifically they slaughtered army of "tiktok trend" clones, didn't know such person existed! didn't know he/she had clones! SLAUGHTER - multiple dead beings.

Election results DETONATE internet into civil war
internet detonated? there's civil war in internet? WHERE?



seriously WTF are those illogical nonsense wiped anus wannabes DETONATIONAL NONSENSICAL titles? one must have IQ below 81.93239 to come up with such ILLOGICAL WIPER TRENDING THROTTLING BLANNING NONSENSE!