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Differences Between You and Your Boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
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Re: Differences

Post by Sethioz »

quite true, except this one
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
everybody is somebody's boss, so this sentence makes no sense really.

in general, its called arrogance and ignorance. whenever boss does something wrong, it is justified, but employee does something wrong, they are idiots, morons ..all the bad things and can never be justified or excused.
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Re: Differences

Post by MichaelScofield »

quite funny.But it tells some true things to some extent,and I think that is a part of reality.
You have a boss and some day maybe you turn a boss.When you become a boss,the employees complain about you just as you complain about your boss before.

So,nothing is impossible.What's your opinion?
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