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Well my loyal audience that ive kept entertained with my dirty jokes and reckless sence of a mest up humor with my lovely taste in movies

it is your turn to entertaine me! :) and dont forget to say happy birth day :P that was today :P

Happy Birthday :P

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

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A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?"
Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast."

happy birthday ? i wonder if it is happy ..
whats the point of telling a joke, you'll be so drunk that you gonna forget it anyway :)

Bday was good in overall :) so yeah it was happy lol and yes i might have Been drunk but i am quite sober now:)

so wht did you do ? you even remember ?
i dont even remember when my birthday is

Sethioz wrote:i dont even remember when my birthday is

Its on 18th october o.o

Happy birthday in advace...
glad to know i am not the only one who do nothing special on birthdays.

Well :) not much :D just the usual a light party at bar with friends,drinks laughter and money :)

but il celebrate it on full when my job ends :D in Spain:)

after all it only comes one's a year :) and i am not fan of alcohol :P except absinthe god bless that green fairy on fire<3 best stuff ever made to replace painkiller /sleeping pill

KEN wrote:glad to know i am not the only one who do nothing special on birthdays.

uh you shold do something special least :D

Well,give me some $$$$ and i'll throw a party on my birthday XD sethioz and me hav birthday very close <,< mine is 8th oct.....and i am not fan of alcohol too :P

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