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i've seen too much stupidity and retardness, thought i share this with others.

couldn't bother posting this before, but i find it quite funny.

1. USB hub is not working omg wtf.
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anyone see what's WRONG here ?
to prevent such idiocy on my forum, i tell what's obviously wrong.
each USB port on PC has limited bandwidth, just like your internet connection.
if you get 10mbit line, you won't get 20mbit out of it by buying 2 routers.
same with USB, by using a hub, you won't be able to increase bandwidth by 10 times.
connecting a keyboard to USB hub .. wow .. what a "smart" idea lol. only complete idiot can do something like that.
obviously keyboard needs ONE USB port to itself to operate, some gaming keyboards need 2 USB ports, because they use too much bandwidth.
that operate faster issue, is NOT because of the hub .. duh. its because that moron connected the USB hub into slow port lol. that also only happens on old computers. on my new machine i don't get this anymore, no matter what i plug where.
USB hub is only meant for memory sticks or 1 device at a time, so you don't have to swap things all the time, not to connect 10 things at same time.


2. wtf im too retarded to LOOK AT THE PICTURE

ok first the picture of the product where i saw that review
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and now the review
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hmm .. i wonder what's wrong here ?
oh wait .. i think its the idiot being unable to LOOK AT THE PICTURE and see that it says 5 surge and 5 back-up power. like wtf ? its shown on picture and that moron ruins the product with 2 stars because of his own imbecility to look at the picture.


There are lot more ive came across with, but can't bother looking them up just to post them, but will update the topic if i see more hilariously idiotic reviews. Like the one where one moron was bitching over a USB memory card reader, that it comes without any instructions and it comes with a "mini disk" and added "like who uses those nowdays". that mini disk he referred to, was a mini CD, not a disk and everyone uses those nowdays LOL. All small devices come with mini CD/DVD to keep the package size smaller than a normal cd/dvd. duh what RETARD and on top of that .. instructions ?? what .. he needs instructions on how to plug a USB into USB port ?? like wtf ... where are those imbecils coming from?! complete mistery to me.
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3. idiot can't figure out how to use one of the best USB wireless adapters

I found this when looking for another Alfa USB wireless adapters.
first i have to mention, that Alfa is the best wireless adapter i have ever had. More powerful than any of my others. Internal laptop ones, PCI adapters or other USB adapters.
and here's this moron's opinion:
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I bet that from the sound of this, that imbecil didn't even put the antenna onto it and tried without antenna, OBVIOUSLY if you do not attach antenna, then it does not pick up anything or maybe picks up the station right next to it.
Where do they make such imbecils ?

Comparison from what i've tested, this Alfa kicks ass seriously. I left antenna exactly in same place (its 12dbi directional), attached it to PCI edimax adapter, PCI realtek (cant remember models and also to one of the TP-LINK adapters. Edimax adapter couldn't even connect to the network, TP-LINK and PCI realtek did connect, but speeds were slow, while Alfa connected with quite low lag (50-60 ping) and speeds 500-800kb/s. So it literally owns the others and this moron dares to RUIN super good reputation by being complete imbecil. I hate those ... they ruin the reviews and reputation of product.

There are also many complaints over Cyborg R.A.T mouse, which i want to buy. Some say it stops working or breaks ... im bit afraid of those reviews, but knowing what imbecils they can be, im not surprised if they slam it on the table and drop it and TWIST wires..etc. then ofcourse it stops working due some cable/wire malfunction.
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Here's one talking about RAM not fitting his laptop .. read and see.
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What kind of an idiot doesn't check if you have DDR2 or DDR3 before buying ??
why rate product with 1 star ?? why would that moron ruin the reputation of the product because of his own mistake ?
and blaming amazon's linkings ? what fucking linkings ? amazon automatically shows some stuff, it NEVER says "its compatible with it"
what amazon does:

- it shows "what other people have bought with this"
- other things you might be interested in
- related products
- history, based on your browsing

but not any suggestions.
it's completely his own fault that he bought wrong product. what a fucking idiot ! its like when buying a car and then you whine .. OMFG its too big and it won't fit into my garage and then you rate that car with worst rating.


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I read other reviews, all of those IMBECILS moan there that it won't fit their netbook / laptop. FUCKING READ THE TITLE !!!!!!!!!!! it clearly says its DDR3. why are people so fucking retarded ?
they talk about some advert, i don't see any fucking advert sayings its DDR2.
how dumb can you be ?
Thanks to those imbecils, reputation of that ram is ruined.
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I have nothing to say o.o
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if this is not meant to be a joke .... WTF !?
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Those shoes are supposed to help you run faster and jump higher but seems like that person exaggerated a little bit -_-
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Following is review of 3TB internal HDD and i have to point out that this retard put 1 star (bad) rating because ...he is RETARD:
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Tim1973
This review is from: Seagate 3TB 3.5 inch 7200RPM 64MB Cache SATA3 Hard Drive (Accessory)
Got the drive to use as an external back up device - but I cannot finny any disk caddy's to use with drives of this size - any recommendations anyone or it will have to go back :-(
Amazon.co.uk Customer Reviews Seagate 3TB 3.jpg

... so hmmm ... how exactly it is hard drive's / manufacturer's fault that he is too stupid to buy external drive or get a case for it ?
where do they make such idiots ...
seirously, what kind of a moron buys internal hdd to use as external and then moans he can't find some caddy for it? i assume he was talking about the case.
its a normal 3.5 inch SATA HDD, any case / holder / adapter will work.
..and he ruins the rating of good product by being a dumb shitbrain.
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Here's one about Cyborg V7 keyboard (one that i have right now)
Cyborg v7 not ment for gaming, 8 Aug 2012
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stamgast
This review is from: Saitek Cyborg V7 PC Gaming Keyboard (Electronics)

this keyboard was for me a compleet wast of time and waste of money as i canot use more then 4 keys at the same time.
thye claim the keyboard has anti ghosting on it but it doesnt.
and becouse ihade to wait for an awnser from madcat (the support of the keyboard for over 3 weeks) i cant return the keyboards now
witch is a big screw over as wel.

under here is the wiki info and the emails from madcat to confirm

Dear Sir,

We were informed that they keyboard only supports 4 simultaneous key presses at once, with a 5th being available depending on which key that is.

We do apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Should you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Best regards,

EU Tech Support Team
Mad Catz Europe Ltd

as stated on wiki [...]
" page Most modern action-oriented computer games and console emulators use the control, alt, and shift keys by default, since they are always designed to be pressed in combination with other keys, and thus usually circumvent key jamming."
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LOL ?? like wtf is this retard moaning about???
how many fucking keys do you need to press at once?
i've been playing killing floor and dayz without any issues, like WHY THE FUCK would you need to press more than 4 keys ??
must be one of those drooling retards slamming on the keyboard like lunatic and wondering why he is in last place ...

i mean what you need in games?? 2 movement keys at once + jump / crouch..thats it. what fucking else you need?
and that's 3 at once, not 4. in some games you have to do crouch-jump and if you are moron and wanna do it diagonally (not turning your view where you go), then you need 4 keys, no more.


and here's one more about same keyboard:
Installation destroys this product., 10 April 2012
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This review is from: Saitek Cyborg V7 PC Gaming Keyboard (Electronics)
This is an awful product-DO NOT BUY IT. It will not install no matter what I do or how many drivers/workarounds I have tried, even the ones from it official website. It is no my PC and it is not a faulty board(google "Saitek Cyborg V7 won't Install") it is just a basic driver issue the manufacturer refuses to fix, or lacks the knowledge to do so. I have sent mine back to the store for a refund and will never buy Madcatz trash again.
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installation ? ... like huh? i plugged mine into USB (duh obviously) and it worked fine .. what is there to install ??
if this moronic noob means keyboard specific drivers, they work just fine. this retard probably didn't run install as admin or blocking it with something else and then whines.
these two reviews can't be in better section than "imbeciles / retards @ amazon" , fits so perfectly.
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following is review about Sumvision paradox wireless keyboard with built-in touchpad.
what this retard is saying, is that 2 x AAA batteries are not enought to power such keyboard, i mean .. WHAT DA FUCK ?!
he must be seriously brain damaged. I had a tiny, wireless keyboard + touchpad, unfortunetly it broke, but i never had to charge it.
it lasted about 2 months without charging, i wasn't using it all the time tho, 1-2 times a day as remote when watching movies or doing something in my server machine.
now lot will say .. but its mini keyboard, well duh, who cares?? keyboard works the same, it doesn't matter how big or small buttons are, whenever keyboard sends signal wirelessly, it still uses same amount of battery, same with touchpad. size of the keyboard does not magically make it discharge on faster rate.
so what im saying, those AAA batteries should easily hold 2-3 months under constant use.
if for him they did not last, it means batteries must have been fucked or that moron short circuited batteries somehow or MAYBE he had just bad patch of keyboard that had a short circuit somewhere or fault that it sent out continous signal or something, but most likely he just did not know how to use batteries.
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read and laugh or cry, choice is yours.
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here's another idiot who is too dumb to use a computer properly.
it is about Xbox 360 controller for PC
Very poor. Known issues and no support., 26 Jun 2012
By
Bloke in the Street (UK) -
= Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars

This review is from: Microsoft Xbox 360 Common Controller for Windows - Black (PC) (Accessory)
Tried it out in a couple of games and found it drifts to the right, i.e. it keeps moving right even after I've stopped moving the joystick. Checked on Google and this is a widespread issue* that is not mentioned at all on the Microsoft website. There's no way that I could discover to do software calibration in Windows 7 and the various online solutions involve opening it up and poking around. This shouldn't be necessary on equipment new out of the box.

Avoid this like the plague.

*Googling for 'xbox controller windows drift' gives a front page full of forum posts and over 2 million hits.
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so why i say he is a retard?
because this is why there is such thing as "calibration" .. DUH !
because this is why there is "deadzone" adjustment in every game or in the windows gamepad manager or in the included software (if any).

I had same issue with my steering wheel and saitek cyborg 2500 rumble analogue controller, you simply need to calibrate them or just set deadzone. duh ..
what moron lol.
its like on real car, you have to adjust a lot of things to make it run perfectly in line, even if you buy car from shop and its brand new, you might have less air in 1 tyre and that makes your car pull to that side and this is not the factory problem, they are not responsible for you being a retard and not being able to keep your eye on tyre pressures.
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