How do IMPATIENT RUSHERS complete everyday tasks? How do they do it?

[Sethioz]

How do rushers eat hot dogs? - they SWALLOW HARD!
How do rushers go to toilet? - they don't, they start pooping half way there!
How do rushers watch movies? - they FAST FORWARD til end credits and then whine "OMG BORING"
How do rushers read books? – They skip to the last page and then complain they didn’t understand the story!
How do rushers take showers? – They run through the water and call it a speedrun!
How do rushers brush their teeth? – They take one swipe and call it a deep clean!
How do rushers play games? – they RUSH hard and then whine that game is too difficult! then rage quit!
How do rushers cook? – They eat the ingredients raw and call it “efficiency”!
How do rushers drive? – They honk at red lights! TAKE THAT YOU RED LIGHT!
How do rushers sleep? – They close their eyes for few seconds, call it sleeping and then whine that they are tired!
How do rushers answer questions? – Before you even finish asking, they yell "YEAH YEAH GOT IT!", then they FAIL!
How do rushers use elevators? – They keep spamming the close button like it’ll teleport them!
How do rushers go shopping? – They RUSH into the store as soon as it opens and SHOUT "FIRST!!!" then they grab random items and RUSH out, then whine "omg i have no food, but i have tons of toilet paper!"
How do rushers read articles? - They scrub fast and hard, skipping 99% of content and posting 1 liner reply based on TITLE of article!