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The Crew still unplayable, ubisoft REFUSES to listen...

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 12:21 am
by Sethioz
Since yesterday there's another beta testing, but nothing's changed. game is still broken, no new features, no fixes .. same old SHIT.

1. Game keeps freezing after every 10-60 seconds for 1-5 secs and most of the time it also fucks up some controls, which it didn't do before. Meaning that all the sudden my acceleration stops working ..... like screw off idiots, can't fix anything.

2. savegame got wiped ... what is the reason for that? i just hit QUIT and not playing this shit ever again. fuck off gay faggots, i spent 3 days on playing thru missions and customizing and everything wiped ....pffff .. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????? if they wipe online progress .. fine, but offline missions? go fuck yourself gaysoft.

3. only gaybox 360 controller is supported

4. 360 controls are LOCKED to their preffered controls. FUCKING GAY FAGGOTRY FUCKING FUCKED SHIT FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOCKING CONTROLS????????? it fucking pisses me the fucking fuck offf!!! what is the fucking logic behind this? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????????????????????????????
if i want to remap my controls GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH YOUR GAY CONTROLS i don't give a fuck what gaysoft likes, i want to use MY controls, right analog acceleration/brake .. not on the fucking gay triggers, I CANT FUCKING STAND THIS. it's like seriously getting on my fucking nerves.
just let us fucking map our own controls you smushed mushroom abortions.

5. when you launch the game, it fucking jerks off for like 1-2 mins before game even launches, i can never tell if game is launching or i somehow misclicked and game didn't launch .. if i click again, then game starts to jerk off even more and spazzes out and starts throwing the game window .. maximize, minimize, maximize, minimize ....and keeps doing it until it gay fucks itself into a coma and crashes .....
i just have no other words, cuz its so fucking annoying.

6. no SLI support ... game goes whacky shitty when SLI is enabled, only gray screen with lens flare.

7. game is limited to 30fps by those squeezy lemon juicy morons, WHYYYYYYYYY????????? again i ask WHYYYYYYYYYY???????????????????????
why the fuck you limit us to 30fps?
it can be bypassed tho, but WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????? What can be the possible fucking reason for 30fps limit ... seriously go die and eat shit gaysoft gays.
I didn't buy GTX 680 SLI for no reason, i want to be able to fucking use it. Only few games take advantage of this, such as Far Cry 3, Crysis 3, Battlefield 4 and umm ... that's it. i haven't found any other game that uses 100% of my GPUs. However it uses less tho if i run in 60fps (vsync on).

i'm just so annoyed and pissed off with this nonsense right now. i'd slap the lemon juice out of those gay developers who put those annoying limits into this game.
it's not just this game, same shit was done to some of the NFS games ... like wHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWWHIWEIEWHWERHWERHWE ....
argh fuck this, just warning you people, this is how fucking insane this game and make you, pisses the shit right out of you.

Re: The Crew still unplayable, ubisoft REFUSES to listen...

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:58 am
by siab
That game seemed real shitty anyway. Plus Ubisoft is known for releasing shit if I am not mistaken.

Re: The Crew still unplayable, ubisoft REFUSES to listen...

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:56 am
by Sethioz
forgot this topic completely .. now they had another update and i can't even play, apperently my router is not suitable for the game LOL!!!
i used friend's wifi and it works, with other router it doesn't work at all, can't get past loading screen.
it was working perfectly fine before the update, they fucked it up on their end. fucking tardfucks. ... so annoying.

and yes, they suck, they can't make shit. recently i met a guy who used to work in ubisoft, he was some tester / debugger / fault finder and he said that everything him and his team pointed out, they just ignored everything and still released the game (he didn't work on the crew). ...first they pay them lot of money to test their game, they make a detailed list and tell them what NEEDS fixing and they just decide to ignore everything and still release the shit....idiots.