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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby destroyerwin » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:44 am

Today i catch a victim yea i am very sorry i accidently put caps when i was spelling weed
Stranger: taslema
You: hi
You: dammit u beat me to typing and whats taslema
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: LOLOL
You: ...
You: o yea?
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: teheheheh
Stranger: LOSER ^__^
You: me loser u talking to a loser join the club
Stranger: hahaha sure
Stranger: lol
You: yay were both loser
Stranger: good but im the biggest loser bc im the best at everything
You: best at being a loser yea?
Stranger: hahaha im a better loser than you
You: well then you should be our leader and lead the less loser to walk the path of losers
You: you must train the losers... feel losers... smell the losers... and even get to know the losers.... and... i dunno what to do mighty loser....
Stranger: hahaha sure ill train you wanna bees
You: the wannabees well walk the path guided by u to become the next o mighty loser
Stranger: lol ight loser well i gotta find someone on here soo later loser ^.^
You: weres our training might loser
You: i need some guidances might loser one
Stranger: lol
You: i ll never be complete!!
You: NOO!!
You: lol
Stranger: yessssssss
You: well my life will never be complted lol
You: anyways what to do now
You: i like rainbows
Stranger: give up at being a loser cuz your not cut out for it :P
You: with fish... sticks
Stranger: sucha weirdo
Stranger: :P
You: the o mighty loser has told me the less loser to give up being a loser cause im not cut out to be one... its like being left outside with 2 big doors closing in front of me while the rain poors heavily infront of me
You: ...
You: such a sad momment
You: o!! the mighty now claims im a weirdo ^^
Stranger: awww lol
You: maybe i should talk to the the o mighty weirdo
Stranger: whos that
You: as i walk 3 days and nights i finally make it to the mountain of weirdos
You: you
Stranger: good
You: u did say u are best of everything
Stranger: yep
You: so mighty weirdo what i should do now
Stranger: xD
You: the mighty loser casted me off so i cum to seek ur guidance mighty wierdo
You: as a result i seek ur guidance and training
Stranger: lol you are soo weird i sware
You: together we will take over... the world............'s globe
You: i dare
You: to say fish... sticks
You: with flicks
You: with some baits
You: mates
You: hickery sticks
Stranger: ight loser imma mess around with someone else
Stranger: later
You: im a loser but ur o mighty loser and weirldo
Stranger: yep you bet
Stranger: bye bye x]
You: hihi
You: hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
You: hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
Stranger: bye bye byebybe
You: hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
Stranger: really bye now
Stranger: x]
You: hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
You: im z best!!
You: nest
You: ever!
You: yea
You: zzzzzz less
You: mess
You: guest
You: dance
You: fance
Stranger: lol
You: sense
Stranger: bye
You: dont say bye
You: o my
Stranger: why
Stranger: D:
You: ur my o mighty friend too
You: zz best taks to me al the tme
You: yes sr e
You: z best of z best
Stranger: lol but how do i know your not a creep o.o
You: me ? zz not creep u z no tat ur zz best thats y zz yes
Stranger: how old are you?
You: old r i older then me every sec
Stranger: bro really bye
You: no
You: way
You: not cool
Stranger: whattttttt
Stranger: xD
You: but?
Stranger: how old
You: r we
You: weed!!
You: WHEE!!!!
You: ME!!!
You: i have a good friend today
Stranger: o.o that i know nothing baout
Stranger: wonderful -.-
You: nice
You: whatws this very complicated word u ppl saying to me
You: ur so smart
You: zz smart one in deeded
You: de de
You: deed
Stranger: alright now bye
You: hi
You: lie
You: s
Stranger: -___-'
You: u must be happy
Stranger: very
You: look at that nice smile
Stranger: lol
You: u nice guy
You: =p
Stranger: im a gilr
Stranger: girl
Stranger: -____-
You: Guy In Real Life? i knew it
You: a nice guy
You: u zz
Stranger: bye now
You: u nice guy
You: no dont say that
You: we are getting a long so cool
Stranger: you talk alot
You: me talk a lot too
You: we have so much in common
Stranger: noppe not at al
Stranger: all(
You: nop we dont
Stranger: bye bye
You: hihi
You: o my we are great at this z yes
Stranger: bitch later !!!
You: ditch hi
You: the best bitch u ll ever met ever
You: we are cool friends
Stranger: im sure of it
Stranger: not firneds
Stranger: no
You: yay
You: i like this
You: we are z best
You: best bitch ever yes
Stranger: haha i dont sooo soorry bro but later
You: gator
You: i like crododile
Stranger: random ass
You: me big ass yes? and u have lil ass yes?
You: want to say hi a lot?
Stranger: bye bye
You: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

the ass part i am not sure if i did this correct if u think im wrong then correct me how it is suppose to be done i am very sorry sometimes im not sure how to agree with people at times i usually use spam to annoy people and sometimes think of ways to speak opposite of people but from thie conversation u can tell this girl wants to leave and very annoyed of me (^.^)
again you is implyed as me(destroyerwin) and stranger is some random i met online chat
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby KEN » Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:55 am

That girl/boy was getting annoyed but still he/she did not wrote anything in caps :P
XD try hard next time..I think that was a girl >.> the way she was talking..she was one step ahead of you XD
"Stranger: LOSER ^__^
You: me loser u talking to a loser join the club
Stranger: hahaha sure"

haha sure? she totally pwned at that point :D

You did annoyed her but only with randomness,which alone is not enough to annoy someone hard :)
Know them more before starting to annoy them.
like you started it from the start..start by knowing the person a bit..LIke ask what color they like what type of hair do they have and them pass on some insanely stupid comments on their likings and stuff later on..If you will start with randomness from the start,then later you wont have anything to comment on and to annoy them. :3
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby ronokae » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:23 am

Sethioz wrote:honostly i didnt even read this blabber, just went over real quick.

i DID notice that annoyance, however id say that it makes you look / sound extremely retarded. like that TH guy (search for technological hatred on my forum).
well you are right, its annoying, but wont piss anyone off because of wht you say, but because you are literally annoying, its same as just spamming random crap.
best is wht i do, jack up their shit and hijack their stuff, give them good hint it was you and then act like you know nothing and act like a complete idiot, oh they get pissed off and when they call you idiot, then say that "oh im glad to hear that you got PWNED by idiot, what does it make u then ?" < now that is like putting fuel into fire.
ill see if i can do some cool convos in near future and show you how its really done



............... Shutup..... You, above everyone I've met have a speciality at making me feel like my superflously verbose statements' are utterly otiose.
Your sir have been demoted from a Phenom to a Computer Savvy civilian
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby Sethioz » Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:49 pm

.. i'll let you know when i start to care
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby KEN » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:08 pm

Another great example XD
"i'll let you know when i start to care"

and also when people say something like "I hate you" or "you are blah blah shithead" you all can reply by saying what sethioz said or the same thing in a different way like:

"Wait with the rest of the haters/noobs/shitheads(watever u wanna say) for me to give a fuck about it"
:3
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby KEN » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:05 pm

A live example,some sentences are in some other language so i've translated them to english already:
the things between {{{ }}} are translated by me.This was on the comments of someone's status.

A dude's status..Lets say his name is "Lose5" :

dnt need a specific day to giv hr chocolates, gfts..dnt need special day to hugg or kiss hr or evn tel hw i realy feel for hr...dese thngs r stupid..evry day is valentine's day fr me... evry day is special fr me as long as i hav u....:)..♥

P.S.- the grl i am tokn bou in the abov lines is imaginary...:P..:D

Ken: You don't have money even for a chocolate so you've found a nice excuse :P

Lose5: {{{ See,i don't give excuses..I say it clearly that don't have money.. }}} if my gf is mre intrstd in wot i hav to offr or wot gfts il gv hr rathr than me dn mayb she is nt wrth it...

Ken: bad english.

Lose5: dude...plzz....{{{ About english,it's better that you people from st. thomas college should not say anything to us from BrightLands College }}}

Ken: ok..'bad typing'.

Lose5: wel dat may b the case..:P

Ken: That's a win.

Lose5: hahahahha..fyn kiddo u won..happy nw?? want a toffee???..:D

Ken: Too much predictable comment.Double win.

Lose5: {{{ Keep Counting. }}}

Ken: I can count really high..
952,727,732,192,172,132,179,232,192,379=
nine hundred fifty-two octillion,
seven hundred twenty-seven septillion,
seven hundred thirty-two sextillion,
one hundred ninety-two quintillion,
one hundred seventy-two quadrillion,
one hundred thirty-two trillion,
one hundred seventy-nine billion,
two hundred thirty-two million,
one hundred ninety-two thousand,
three hundred seventy-nine

A little note: i did this using a simple tool: http://www.mathcats.com/explore/reallybignumbers.html
I was planning that next he will put some really really long numbers and say to write them in english..I was ready with this to throw the english one to his face but he didn't asked :)

Lose5: dn y dnt u go fr Britain's got talent...:P..:D

Ken: Far below the standards..btw this is the 4th win :P

Lose5: dude...nw plzzz...{{{ you've bored me alot..i dont want the knowledge of how cool you are }}}...stopn trashn my wall nw...{{{ Go and become talented enough to write on my wall }}} ..till then, adios amigos...

Ken: This is 'comment section' not 'wall'..5th.

Lose5: dude...dis is visible on my wall...u wudnt undrstand..

Ken: Now it's visible somewhere else too hehe..btw..Adiós mi amigo*
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby Sethioz » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:29 pm

Best line i always use whenever someone tries to shut me up in conversation is "MAKE ME !"
works like a charm. you just have to make sure you are in position where they CAN'T make you (blocking you is not making you shut up).

it's not just about that, whenever someone says something, like "get lost idiot" and you say "make me", they just shut up themselves, cuz they got nothing else to say, usually they have brain melt-down.
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