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How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby KEN » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:04 pm

Simply in simple language.I will call your opponent as "sethioz" and for example he will be competing me :P

1> Agree to what your opponent says.
Example:

Seth: Ken,i think your drawings are useless.
Ken: yeah,just like your dick.
XD

2> Copy your oppenent.
Example:

Seth: KEN I THINK YOUR DRAWINGS ARE USELESS.!!!!
Ken: LOOKS LIKE I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A BROKEN CAPS LOCK KEY!

3> Use one word again and again and double or triple it later.This will annoy your opponent and u will win at last.Use gangster language at last.
Example:

Seth: I think your drawings are useless.
Ken: Yes they are,till the time i use my dick to make them! pwned! wahaha
(some other day): well atleast i can draw.pwned!
(a little more later): i dont draw hello kitty like u do! Double Pwned! (see add "double" to the word u r using to annoy your opponent)
(a little more later to later): U dont even know what "draw" means. Triple pwned! "No mess ese i pwned u homes" XD

I will update the post later when i wish to tell you all some more :)
And no my drawings are not useless >.> u can get some good money out of them:
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby Sethioz » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:51 pm

you got some truth in it, my young apprentice, but you should never use words like "dick" "asshole" ..etc. always be nice and dont call your opponent by names, that takes you to their level and eventually you get angry yourself.

repeating one thing is annoying most of the time. like when you put HAHAHA after each sentence, however sometimes it gets noobish when you repeat yourself like a broken record or a parrot. makes your own head spin and you end up pissing yourself off.

copy your opponent, yes, but not the way you put it.
for example:
Ken: you're useless, nothing ever works
Seth: yes i know, everything i do fucks up

Ken: you're an asshole
Seth: indeed, biggest one you ever met

those things are like oil into fire, ppl keep pissing themselves off when you agree, they wanna like insult you and disrespect you, but if you dont give a fuck wht they say and just say the same thing, they go nutz cuz they just cant damage you in any way ahaha.


also what works, is like when some kiddies are like "no1 visits your forum" and i just say something like "yeah you're right, i guess this is why its on top of the google these days"

main rule to be extremely annoying and win arguements by pissing of your opponent so bad that they smash their keyboard, is to stay calm yourself, no matter what.
ppl with high IQ dont get angry anyway, its very rare.

"anger problems are sign of lack of intelligence" < Sethioz 2011
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby KEN » Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:39 pm

More coming up without examples:

1. say completely random things
2. Ramble on and on about the same stuff over and over again
3. Always talk about your bf/gf or the people you like
4. make stupid, not-funny jokes
6. talk or type nonstop
7. Use nonsense words
8. say the same things repeatedly
9. do not respond to emails/messages
10. just make people go straight up crazy!
11. type long this like i did right now and then at last say "Pwned" coz u did not noticed that i missed number 5..

well some people will notice it so ya.
Constantly ask people for directions from anyplace to nowhere place.Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
Email to them the message: I know what you did last vacation.
If doing a RP and ever come across something like santa then:
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.Instead of ornaments,decorate your tree with Easter eggs.While he's in the house,cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby Sethioz » Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:37 pm

1. now you're going totally off the topic, random things are funny and dont piss any1 off, unless they stupid and trying to focus on something, but then they most likely ignore you.
2. one thing is also not working, it makes ppl ignore you.
3. not working at all, they ignore it.
4. that might even work
5. didnt miss it <
6. never works, just makes them ignore or not notice, since if u keep typing and typing, they cant bother reading wht u type. same with talking
7. thts quite good one. horseiepanties < sounds good and pisses some1 off for sure, but dont use combination of insulting words or it wont have that good effect.
8. not working either, childish too

9. how does this has anything to do with something ? however ignoring some1 pisses em off, but not by not replying, you gotta give some response or they just quit and think ur not seeing it. you gotta make SURE that opponent knows you are seeing it and when they are about to lose hope, you give a sign that you saw it.
like when someone is like WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCK ARGH SHIT CRAP ASSHOLE GODDAMINT IT BLABLABLA < somewhere there is a point between it what they want. and then you like say ... "sry my gf closed msn window, wht did you say ?" that pisses em off SO BAD. best is to wait until they close theirs too, so they cant copy paste ahahha.

10. how is that a tip how to make someone go crazy ?
11. typing long wont help, once again. it annoys where end result is you get ignored.


best is to own somebody's account and then act like u had nothing to do with it, while giving a clear hint it was you. that pisses em off the most :) like i have demonstrated many times.
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby ronokae » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:23 pm

You're both noobs and don't know to what the hell you say so i don't you think fuck off asses.
so annoying why shutup stupid and you eat your moms waffles that blue, you cnt pickers
you dig up your butts when u porn is not costing alottt of mondy you have no mondy($)
so kill yosef. You make me think i am stupid? no yuo are stupid! and yuo did it first so go to hell! idiots!
I am a Gamg member of BLoods Pop that '5' suwooooo thug shit.
I bench pres 400 pounds and i am only 19 you stupid kids cant fuck me like you want to think you can. !!!
I shot 99 people, and I make money from STufff you brag about think you wish you can do stupid?
i have a STD, PHD and a GED and High school diploma 21 years i have been in school fack you idiots don't talk to me.
you start stupid shutup i don't you never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid I am doctor and Cop, 9 hours day shift i work you noo juob bums kill yosfe now!!!! iraq bombs you
me born in mexico but i bomb iraq because i'm bomber, I from amaerica, so shutup oyou call me mexican?
I AM FROM AMERICA/MEXICO SAME TIME I AM SPECIAL YOU NOT SO SHUTUP!


















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You guys missed the most important tip, the Omega annoyance(s):

Jump into debates/conversations that have nothing to do with you
Flame with a bunch of gibberish,
use bad grammar and try to sound smart at the same time, and lie (hence i said i have highschool diploma AND GED????, and i'm 19, but been in school 21 years? Haha)
ANd while doing those above ^ don't forget to talk abuot things you are
in real life that yuo could never prove over the internet.
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby Sethioz » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:00 pm

honostly i didnt even read this blabber, just went over real quick.

i DID notice that annoyance, however id say that it makes you look / sound extremely retarded. like that TH guy (search for technological hatred on my forum).
well you are right, its annoying, but wont piss anyone off because of wht you say, but because you are literally annoying, its same as just spamming random crap.
best is wht i do, jack up their shit and hijack their stuff, give them good hint it was you and then act like you know nothing and act like a complete idiot, oh they get pissed off and when they call you idiot, then say that "oh im glad to hear that you got PWNED by idiot, what does it make u then ?" < now that is like putting fuel into fire.
ill see if i can do some cool convos in near future and show you how its really done
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby KEN » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:19 am

what ronokae said really is good for one time.After that they will either block u or ignore >.O
We need some real chats/talks here to get more ideas.
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby Sethioz » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:57 pm

yeah well your not getting the convos, but im an expert of pissing ppl off by telling them the truth about themselves and reality, they cant stand it a bit. they just start boiling with anger and they just ignore everything you say and just start yelling and shouting at you about random shit, just to change the topic.
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby destroyerwin » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:28 am

Sethioz wrote:yeah well your not getting the convos, but im an expert of pissing ppl off by telling them the truth about themselves and reality, they cant stand it a bit. they just start boiling with anger and they just ignore everything you say and just start yelling and shouting at you about random shit, just to change the topic.


that is a good one and i agree with you fully
the only problem is we do not know the person's true weaknesses when we confront them on the internet
its not really easy to judge them just by seeing the way how they type, how they dress their game character or avator, and/or just by seeing the way how they act
the last one we can just call them noob/pro/stupid/clever/etc

what your just saying can just be guessing their weakness and wait until the other opponent respond in rage level the angrier or annoy they get the closer you are to spotting their weakness (depending on how people deal with their anger can be differed by every individual)

What i would like to know is how do you differ when they are truly angry and not really some idiot trying to make a big show off himself spamming cap-locks in words
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby KEN » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:43 am

destroyerwin wrote:its not really easy to judge them just by seeing the way how they type, how they dress their game character or avator, and/or just by seeing the way how they act
the last one we can just call them noob/pro/stupid/clever/etc

you dont really need to "know" what type of person they are in real life.How they dress in real life doesn't matter,u just need to say "Your dress is very good,for a clown that is." and they will be annoyed no matter if they are wearing a dress worth $100.
You can always comment on them through their avatar,this wont do much of an effect though..if someone have no avatar your can say that "you are faceless".Just like u dont have an avatar here,so you are faceless :P XD
Example:
ken: sethioz your pentagram looks like a single boob.
sethioz: no it doesn't
ken: yes it does
sethioz: no it doesn't.You are a noob.
ken: ....
sethioz: what?
ken: single baby boob? :D

And yes,"seeing the way how they act" that's very important.No matter how they act,comment on it as bad as u can and total opposite to how they act.
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby destroyerwin » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:59 am

Ahh ken i like your response so lol

the ideas you give can annoy a typical childish blunt regardless guy or gal
im not talking about those kind of people.
1.Im talking about people that are just so hot headed to get the message over their heads Even if it takes an army to give the same response and still can't get the message over those kind of people's head like they cover their ears with each hand, looks away and start screaming lah lah lah.
an example will be here --> The title - Leader of DTH clan, TH who credits himself for others stuff
Link : viewtopic.php?f=51&t=519&sid=21e1dcd57f9a3f34458541b80207baba#p2724

2.Another type of people that just gets me all the time. is that they ACTUALLY just agree with everything you say kind of like "war of patients" whoever last the longest without breaking down or walking away wins!

i feel bad for using seth as an insulting dummy for my response but ken is probably enjoying this
Sethioz wrote:copy your opponent, yes, but not the way you put it.
for example:
Ken: you're useless, nothing ever works
Seth: yes i know, everything i do fucks up

Ken: you're an asshole
Seth: indeed, biggest one you ever met

it is because of this i do believe that even when you effectively insulted them they can hide it and blind in with the rest of the other insults made

Since this is how to annoy people topic Im suggesting Troll

P.S. Ken great drawing keep up your work never knew people can make money online just to draw 3d shapes lol
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby KEN » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:55 am

destroyerwin wrote:the ideas you give can annoy a typical childish blunt regardless guy or gal

yes i mostly chat/talk with people below 18 so i can give ideas regarding them only..Sethioz is the only one i talk who is grown up and he is smart so doesn't gets annoyed.well maybe sometimes :)
But to annoy such people try:
1> talk senseless things
2> go offtopic :D (will work only on sethioz and quite a few people)
3> Say things you have no idea about again and again (though you will sound like an idiot but other person will be annoyed)

And if you have some chats with people when you annoy them,copy paste here as example..i will edit the parts which needs to be here and will post the rest in fun and jokes.
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby Sethioz » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:51 pm

Ken you really need to stop using me as example, cuz i would never say those things. i would have said, NO, it looks like a single boob with 5 piercings and ornaments in holes. .. girl with pentagram tattoo and piercings on boob, now thts worth looking at for sure.
Ken you're just being annoying, not pissing any1 off.

this topic basically contains 3 things:

1. winning arguement, making your point and shutting other side up (not annoying them or rageing them, but embaress them and make them shut up)
2. annoy someone so they either block you or just ignore you
3. piss someone off so they start writing in CAPS or yelling like some rage-o-meter


1. if you want to win arguement, you have to be specific and put person in front of choice, either they have to admit they are dumb and they were wrong, or explain something they cant possibily explain, so either way, you win. thats best way, give them choice which really isnt a choice, no matter wht they do, they lose.

2. do what ken does, talk nonsense, spam and write real fast and use bad grammar.

3. find their weakness and put some pressure on it or make intelligent insults, which they cant deny. here's good example:
i owned some clan freeforum and admin started screaming there under other account
"you dumb fuck you scrip kiddies, you fucking idiot fuck off give my forum back you idiot fuck shit ass ARGH you retard"
and i said that "hmm wow, im idiot and retard, but you just got PWNED by idiot and retard, what does it make you then ?"
now that pisses most ppl off so bad that they just lose it. like salt on open wound.
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby KEN » Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:01 pm

Ok,wont use you for examples :)

And sethioz said "find their weakness and put some pressure on it or make intelligent insults"

and if you look through the forum well,you will find the topic which have lots of insults that you can use.I posted alot of them over here but lots of them makes no sense so you need to pick the correct ones:
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby Sethioz » Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:44 pm

someone shoot me ...
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby destroyerwin » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:46 pm

correct me if i am wrong in seth's comment
Sethioz wrote:1. winning arguement, making your point and shutting other side up (not annoying them or rageing them, but embaress them and make them shut up)
2. annoy someone so they either block you or just ignore you
3. piss someone off so they start writing in CAPS or yelling like some rage-o-meter


1. does this mean i have to wait until the other person makes a bad move then I ll scream all over the place for their bad move and get them to admit their wrong doings just to win an argument?
2. ahh Ken Your comments are so funny I would love to see how you demonstrate those comments against people one day.personally
3. well this would rather be hard even for real life situations
the example you give me (seth) demonstrates your skills in hacking which i have yet to learn, but someday i will if i know where to start
the problem about number 3. "is that i cannot tell how my comments can piss someone off and get them to write in caps."
you (seth, and ken) already have that kind of skill that can take away someone's work in seconds who have spent countless days on work.
the only time i have gotten people to start writing in caps and in rage is WHEN i play team battle games where i keep killing my allies on purpose that gets them to either swear at me like im a stupid noob and than rage quit or they just went straight to quitting without saying anything.
Obviously who wouldn't get mad if our own teammates are trying to kill each other and that is the closest i can get in the cyber world
side note: 3. is more like what we do to get people to write in caps and in rage rather than just words i could be wrong

P.S. *Evil Grins* thank you ken i will try to find my very own victim to annoy than i ll post them here Ha HA HA
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby destroyerwin » Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:10 am

Oh and i almost forgot here a pistol

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Now we will need to find someone to shoot you...
Hey! ken pal Seth here needs you to do him favor care to do it for him?
you can have it
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby KEN » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 am

That pistol is so shining but i closed my eyes just incase it tempts me to shoot :)

destroyerwin If you dont know how to piss someone so they write in caps then argue with us over here and when we think u r doing right,then i will write in caps..or add us on msn.
For the start of argument you can always choose the things that you can see at first.Like user's avatar as i said before or the user's name..

Like I can start with:
destroyerwin,your name,is it a person,place or thing?
destroyer-win or destroy-erwin ? who the hell is erwin?
And how does the destroyer win? i always used to thought that destroyer destroys.
Is it some sort of ice-cream cookie?
And why is your avatar nothing? are you nothing?

You can also use jokes to piss someone.Jokes are funny only when told about others.Include your victim's name in it and they get a little hurt the first time.Do it more and more and they get pissed.

Using stupid grammer helps the most.Example:
Instead of this: "Hey destroyerwin how is your english classes going on? thanks to my teacher,i can read properly"
Use something annoying like this:
"Hey destroyerwin hoz is ur english classis goin on? thaks to ma teachur,i do not longer,not no,how to knot read"
using long sentences instead of a simple words also helps..
Pizza was Good = Thanks to the pizza we ate,you will never ever not have,a better pizza than this ever again. <-- totally stupid and confusing which will annoy your victim if you continue doing it.

There are still alot of things that we need to learn :)
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby destroyerwin » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:02 pm

Ken ask me to post it here so i did enjoy viewing my conversation with the stranger the You is actually me(destroyerwin) the stranger is some random guy i met on the net.

You: stranger is typing
Stranger: Are you on facebook atm?
You: atm?
Stranger: At the moment
You: m i on face book? at this time no all my friends are at their sheets touching themselves
Stranger: Touche. Why dont you join?
You: why do i
Stranger: Huhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: no sense
You: it mkes sense
Stranger: No. It dont.
You: does too
You: woo
You: typing a long time now
Stranger: Tell me your deepest darkest secret. You have nothing to lose
You: spam spam spam and still waiting
You: deepest darkest secret i have nothing to win either
Stranger: Liberty!
You: facism
Stranger: Not italy
You: well i can not think of another country that is opposite of italy
You: i guess that will do
Stranger: Hmm. Antartica
You: not antartica
You: there full of... pugals
Stranger: Whyyyyyyy
You: they like to fly
Stranger: You are
You: no i dont like to fly i want to go high
Stranger: Weed
You: high!!
Stranger: do it
You: do what
You: u?
Stranger: Weed dumbshit
You: no i smrtsht
You: u dipshit
Stranger: Fallacy
You: i m smrt
You: yay!1
Stranger: What does fallacy mean
Stranger: TELL ME
Stranger: Cheater
You: your grandpa touch your mom that born u

i was on a random chat site and this is what i got (believe you and me it isn't easy) most people i met are kind people and when i try to make a fool of myself mocking them they just quit This is the first jerk that isn't so kind (^.^) have mercy on me when your grading (>.<) but you can post this if you want cause i ll be sure to give u another anytime soon
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Re: How to win online arguments/how to annoy people

Postby KEN » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:54 pm

You are not remembering the points we said..see:

"Stranger: Weed dumbshit
You: no i smrtsht
You: u dipshit"

Agree to them..
stranger: Weed dumbshit
Ken: correct,weed is dumbshit and your mom takes alot of it.
Stranger: You asshole
Ken: Indeed,the biggest one you will ever come across.

You dont need to abuse.That will make you angry later..
This part was very well done XD
"Stranger: Fallacy
You: i m smrt
You: yay!1
Stranger: What does fallacy mean
Stranger: TELL ME
Stranger: Cheater
You: your grandpa touch your mom that born u"
keep it up :P
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